Misarftip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, passionate frog.

Misarftip created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misarftip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Misarftip, she will turn you into a snail.

Misarftip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Misarftip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.