Nildidkap is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unjust newt.

Nildidkap created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildidkap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nildidkap, he will turn you into a worm.

Nildidkap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nildidkap's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Nildidkap's name in vain.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.