Negcenzig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent fish.

Negcenzig created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negcenzig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Negcenzig, he will not invite you to parties.

Negcenzig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Negcenzig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven frogs approach from the east.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Do not stand on grass.