Bodquagparkdit is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, ruthless mouse.

Bodquagparkdit created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodquagparkdit, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bodquagparkdit, it will destroy your favourite star.

Bodquagparkdit's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bodquagparkdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Never feed lots of figs to foxes while wearing violet tights.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Do not speak about oranges.