Saksagdag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, smart cow.

Saksagdag created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saksagdag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Saksagdag, he will think nothing of it.

Saksagdag's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Saksagdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about spacetime near swans while wearing orange boots and balancing seven titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.