Sawhakgud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive centaur.

Sawhakgud created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawhakgud, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sawhakgud, it will destroy your home solar system.

Sawhakgud's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sawhakgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.