Higkipomt is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unselfish dog.

Higkipomt created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Higkipomt, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Higkipomt, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Higkipomt's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Higkipomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Never think about dark energy near doves while wearing purple boots and balancing four zinc spheres on your head.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Higkipomt's name in vain.