Dumliblad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic snake.

Dumliblad created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumliblad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dumliblad, she will turn you into a dog.

Dumliblad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dumliblad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear violet boots.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.