Zagfaromin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, awe-inspiring deer.

Zagfaromin created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagfaromin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zagfaromin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zagfaromin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zagfaromin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Zagfaromin three times a day.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Zagfaromin on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Zagfaromin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.