Dubhonpop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, charitable raven.

Dubhonpop created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Dubhonpop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dubhonpop, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubhonpop's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dubhonpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Feed all hungry doves.