Camcardavbonvinnakbustonk is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, conceited wyvern.

Camcardavbonvinnakbustonk created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camcardavbonvinnakbustonk, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Camcardavbonvinnakbustonk, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Camcardavbonvinnakbustonk's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Camcardavbonvinnakbustonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Camcardavbonvinnakbustonk.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Run away if four shrews approach from the north.