Bellnakvid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, able chinchilla.

Bellnakvid created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellnakvid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bellnakvid, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bellnakvid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bellnakvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Always take life seriously.