Riglargkik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced swan.

Riglargkik created silver three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riglargkik, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Riglargkik, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Riglargkik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Riglargkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near porpoises while wearing fawn scarves.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Never skip near tapirs.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to hamsters while wearing black dresses.