Cudbegwap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating aardvark.

Cudbegwap created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbegwap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cudbegwap, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cudbegwap's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cudbegwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Run away if nine otters approach from the east.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cudbegwap.

5. Retreat if three monkeys approach from the west.