Maprulbin is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy
raven.
Maprulbin created gold eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Maprulbin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Maprulbin, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Maprulbin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Maprulbin's Holy Commandments1. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.
2. Do not take Maprulbin's name in vain.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Hide if seven swans approach from the west.
5. Never play with disobedient children.