Maprulbin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy raven.

Maprulbin created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maprulbin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Maprulbin, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Maprulbin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Maprulbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six snails in a large pit.

2. Do not take Maprulbin's name in vain.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Hide if seven swans approach from the west.

5. Never play with disobedient children.