Madwotlitbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, uncaring otter.

Madwotlitbit created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madwotlitbit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Madwotlitbit, it will not care at all.

Madwotlitbit's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Madwotlitbit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Madwotlitbit.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.