Luntabcab is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered parrot.

Luntabcab created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Luntabcab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Luntabcab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Luntabcab's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Luntabcab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Luntabcab.

3. Luntabcab loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.