Gedvoghud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonourable troll.

Gedvoghud created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedvoghud, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedvoghud, he will torture you forever.

Gedvoghud's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Gedvoghud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Always obey Gedvoghud's priests.