Renfemfumpakjanfitvagkom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, pitiless wombat.

Renfemfumpakjanfitvagkom created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renfemfumpakjanfitvagkom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Renfemfumpakjanfitvagkom, she will not care.

Renfemfumpakjanfitvagkom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Renfemfumpakjanfitvagkom's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Renfemfumpakjanfitvagkom.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.