Hudstigjab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, caring bat.

Hudstigjab created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudstigjab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hudstigjab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hudstigjab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hudstigjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Never feed lemons to mites while wearing blue dresses.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Always wear turquoise.