Veenkapdub is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able lion.

Veenkapdub created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenkapdub, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Veenkapdub, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Veenkapdub's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Veenkapdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Never talk about chlorophyll.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to sharks while wearing brown rings.