Wegbab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty armadillo.

Wegbab created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wegbab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wegbab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wegbab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wegbab's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never wear mauve shoes.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from purple swans for they are unholy.