Volrat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful goat.

Volrat created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volrat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Volrat, he will turn you into a dog.

Volrat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Volrat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volrat.

2. Worship no other gods but Volrat.

3. Do not keep four horses in a large pit.

4. You must love Volrat.

5. Volrat loves bats, so they must be honoured.