Pidratbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving scorpion.

Pidratbog created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pidratbog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pidratbog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pidratbog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pidratbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Pidratbog must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.