Artstipstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic cobra.

Artstipstrag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Artstipstrag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Artstipstrag, it will laugh at you.

Artstipstrag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Artstipstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.