Hivdamfed Wodmignutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful aardvark.

Hivdamfed Wodmignutt created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Hivdamfed Wodmignutt, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hivdamfed Wodmignutt, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hivdamfed Wodmignutt's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Hivdamfed Wodmignutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never feed lots of apples to nematodes while wearing pink trousers.

5. Retreat if eight manatees approach from the south.