Parkhenkom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthinking ant.

Parkhenkom created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Parkhenkom, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Parkhenkom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Parkhenkom's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Parkhenkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near squirrels while wearing gray boots and balancing four lead spheres on your face.

2. Erect three nickel sculptures of Parkhenkom on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if seven pigs approach from the south.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.