Omtbegcadrag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil donkey.

Omtbegcadrag created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbegcadrag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Omtbegcadrag, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Omtbegcadrag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Omtbegcadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three geese approach from the north.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Omtbegcadrag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.