Mipwatomtnutt is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, blissful elephant.

Mipwatomtnutt created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipwatomtnutt, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipwatomtnutt, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Mipwatomtnutt's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mipwatomtnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three otters approach from the south.

2. Hide from yellow geese for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt shrews.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat green fruit.