Cimtagdib is a god.
She takes the form of a giant, narcissistic
dolphin.
Cimtagdib created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cimtagdib, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Cimtagdib, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Cimtagdib's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Cimtagdib's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.
2. You must love Cimtagdib.
3. Never write about moons.
4. Never think ill of sick seals.
5. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.