Cimtagdib is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, narcissistic dolphin.

Cimtagdib created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimtagdib, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cimtagdib, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cimtagdib's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Cimtagdib's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. You must love Cimtagdib.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Never think ill of sick seals.

5. Do not keep four nematodes in a large pit.