Megbosstafpan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, clever yak.

Megbosstafpan created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbosstafpan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Megbosstafpan, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Megbosstafpan's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Megbosstafpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Megbosstafpan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. You must love Megbosstafpan.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.