Tailmancem is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, merciful jackal.

Tailmancem created the Cigar Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailmancem, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tailmancem, she will laugh at you.

Tailmancem's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tailmancem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. You must pray to Tailmancem four times a day.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never look in ponds.