Flagyattsin is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, impressive
whale.
Flagyattsin created an atom three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flagyattsin, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flagyattsin, he will strike you with lightening.
Flagyattsin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Flagyattsin's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never write about quantum mechanics.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not sprint in public.
5. Never feed lots of limes to aardvarks while wearing black ear rings.