Banvegpom is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-confident ant.

Banvegpom created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banvegpom, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Banvegpom, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Banvegpom's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Banvegpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Never laugh near rats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about birds.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.