Butcabsas is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sapient snail.

Butcabsas created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butcabsas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Butcabsas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Butcabsas' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Butcabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

3. Butcabsas must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill shrews.