Lenkipfen is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, contented parrot.

Lenkipfen created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Lenkipfen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenkipfen, it will be very unhappy.

Lenkipfen's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Lenkipfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to rats while wearing mauve shirts.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Run away from black dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Lenkipfen's priests.

5. Never talk about dark matter near dolphins while wearing violet tights.