Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, idiotic fox.

Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik, she will curse you with boils.

Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat oranges.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think ill of sick ducks.