Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik
is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, idiotic
fox
.
Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik
created bats eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik
, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik
, she will curse you with boils.
Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik's
most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik's Holy Commandments
1. You must never eat oranges.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Panbonxencab Fotkomcab Vogtenwik.
3. Do not speak about aubergines.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never think ill of sick ducks.
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