Lop is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage dryad.

Lop created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lop, she will torture you forever.

Lop's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lop's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near whales.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Always look after injured badgers.

4. Worship no other gods but Lop.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.