Sindudstikfob is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, loving chicken.

Sindudstikfob created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sindudstikfob, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sindudstikfob, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sindudstikfob's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sindudstikfob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Sindudstikfob in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Run away from brown goats, for they are unholy.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sindudstikfob on top of all buildings.

5. Do not shave your back.