Goddoss Larpwapyokfum Fuddogbid is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, smart bird.

Goddoss Larpwapyokfum Fuddogbid created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goddoss Larpwapyokfum Fuddogbid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Goddoss Larpwapyokfum Fuddogbid, she will turn you into a plant.

Goddoss Larpwapyokfum Fuddogbid's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Goddoss Larpwapyokfum Fuddogbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Do not kill badgers.