Fityogdit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, confident armadillo.

Fityogdit created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fityogdit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fityogdit, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Fityogdit's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fityogdit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fityogdit.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.