Afdapfud is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, idiotic salamander.

Afdapfud created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Afdapfud, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Afdapfud, she will boil you in a big pot.

Afdapfud's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Afdapfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Run away if four whales approach from the south.

4. Never talk about quantum mechanics near capybaras while wearing green skirts and balancing nine zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Never look at planets.