Pinbanhin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, humorless crane.

Pinbanhin created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinbanhin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinbanhin, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pinbanhin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pinbanhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never mention bats.

5. Hide if three mites approach from the north.