Gabfarnkop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent owl.

Gabfarnkop created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabfarnkop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gabfarnkop, he will not care at all.

Gabfarnkop's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gabfarnkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Shrews are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Gabfarnkop in the centre of the settlement.