Witbisshudmitrigvontifgid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful spider.

Witbisshudmitrigvontifgid created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witbisshudmitrigvontifgid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Witbisshudmitrigvontifgid, it will boil you in a big pot.

Witbisshudmitrigvontifgid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Witbisshudmitrigvontifgid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Witbisshudmitrigvontifgid four times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

5. Fast once a month.