Bossvabkab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid squid.

Bossvabkab created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bossvabkab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bossvabkab, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bossvabkab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bossvabkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Run away if eight frogs approach from the north.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bossvabkab on top of all buildings.