Ortcamgigdud is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective fly.

Ortcamgigdud created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortcamgigdud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ortcamgigdud, it will destroy your home planet.

Ortcamgigdud's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Ortcamgigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ortcamgigdud on top of all buildings.

2. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Ortcamgigdud in the centre of the settlement.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Never think about dark matter near birds while wearing white ear rings and balancing three silicon spheres on your face.