Gebsitflag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent warg.

Gebsitflag created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebsitflag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gebsitflag, it will be very sad.

Gebsitflag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gebsitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.