Godpadmet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, pitiless hippopotamus.

Godpadmet created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Godpadmet, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Godpadmet, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Godpadmet's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Godpadmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Retreat if nine ants approach from the west.