Cimdavmab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful scorpion.

Cimdavmab created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cimdavmab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cimdavmab, it will remove you from existence.

Cimdavmab's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cimdavmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Cimdavmab loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.